DetailsModel Mayhem #:
568479
Last Activity:
Nov 23, 2013
Experience:
No Experience
Compensation:
Time for Print
Joined:
Nov 16, 2007
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Friends (45)About Me
Friends wiped, tags deleted, starting over from scratch here. Most images coming once I get a bit of free time that doesn't involve a Sudafed stupor.
New name, new identity and an archive for my main page. "Sir, are you classified as human?" "Negative, I am a meat popsicle." I've been shooting for a bajillion years and use only the bestest of the bestest equipment. You will be dazzled by my years of experience and awesome shiney black camera gear. You will swoon at my rolls of seamless paper and how big my lens is. Ok seriously, no one cares how many years I've been shooting. No one cares what kinda gear I use. I can't imagine going into a restaurant and asking the chef what kind of pans they use. All anyone should care about are the images produced. And I do everything within my power to make sure everyone ends up with "OMGIFUCKINLOVETHIS" imagery. And I shoot a metrick fuckton of different stuff. This little page is only a teensie weensie portion of what I love to shoot. Earn my trust and I'll let you in on the secret. And yeah, I think you will smile when you see my other stuff too. I'm just looking to make some funky art. And yes, you can keep your girlie bits covered... probably. Wooooooooosaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Credit Notes
And now a message to you flaky types. Flakes, no call/no-shows... fuck you, fuck off, fuck your mother, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. /endrant
I feel MUCH better now. :borat:
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