April 08, 2013 5:09pm Haha... arsonist (or arse-on-it)... I like it! (lol) . . . Reminds me of The Miller's Tale by Geoffrey Chaucer (one of the Canterbury Tales) in which the carpenter's wife sticks her arse out of the window to be kissed! :-)
January 30, 2012 7:19pm Yes, is this 911, I'd like to report a burglary in progress, My home. Yes Ms I can see the burglar. She's got on red boots, and no Uh, well. Hey 911 can I call back in a couple of days. ...