RANDOM FRIENDLY CANNON FODDER PHOTOS BY OHIO'S MISTER CANON FODER

"One of the ways I think I gain fodder for characters is by watching people." ~ Edie Falco


Welcome To Gotham's Fantasy {Camera Shutter} Island, of Misfit Toys? Laughs, Joker Style! :P

Brief Words, About Myself? Taken! By Model In My Photos. Although Officially Unmarried, Committed Together 9+Years. <3 Respectfully Reserved, + Absolutely Entirely Faithful! "Unbreakable" :-] We're Mutually Assured To One Another's Hardened Belief In [Physical] Monogamy. However, Visually Tempted @ Occasionally Enjoying 'The Others' Shared Experience of {Mental} Masturbation, Fantasizing Together, Becoming Sexually Aroused Without Touching Though, Naughty *Fantasy* Fvcking, Entirely Imaginary [Cybersex] Cheating. Sidetrack - Polite White Male Adult, Aged Thirty-Three Years, Lakewood Ohioan. Though, Spent First 28 Years Up And Down The Whole West Coast. Stayed Within All Three States: From "Frisco", To Portland, To Seattle. Slightly Obsessive-Compulsive, Possibly Kinda-Sorta Manic Depressive/Bipolar Disorder... Sometimes Self-Medicating {Sexstasy}, Thizzled Geriatric Raver Burnout. Uneducated Underdog, Unskilled Blue-Collar Worker, High School+College Dropout. Currently Uniformed High-Rise Security Officer (Total: 10+Years), Proudly Serving Downtown Cleveland Building (Merely 4+Years). Enjoys Military Lifestyle (G.R.U.N.T.) After Having Grown Accustomed to Father's Marine Corps GySgt. Daily Regiment. However, I'm Goatee Wearing Total Beardo! Although, Forcefully Sporting "Mister Clean" Style Scalp (Shaved)... Unfortunately, Because Unnatural Causes Involving Severe Overly Bleached + Massive "Manic Panic" Dying Throughout Teenage Ravings Permanently Damaged Natural German Hairline Widow's Peak... Physically, Consider Myself Medium Body-Build, Combined Mesomorph/Endomorph Structure, Around 200 Pounds @ 5' [Foot] 10" [Inches]. ;) Right...Anyways! O_o

Anywho, "Mister Canon Foder" Graciously Compensates Beautiful Models, Occasionally Generously, [Sometimes Somewhat Extremely, Considering Thieveland Standards] Although Depending Circumstances. Requests Ladies To Choose Preferred Photo-Shoot Location Whenever Possible. Respects Womens Personal Comfort, Including Whatever Safety Concerns, Check-Out Portlandia's "Cacao!" {Laughs! Pop Culture Reference}. :O Model's Choice: Friends/Family/Private House, or @ Coventry, Now Closed Old Schools, Outside/Along/Within Cleveland's Several (Possibly Abandoned) Churches, Rocky Horror Picture Shows/Grilled Midnight Matinees @ Detroit Avenue's Capitol Theatre, 78th Street Studios (Previously American Greetings Building), Battery Park Building, Whiskey Island Waters, Outside Franklin Castle, Inside Squire's Castle, Metroparks Scenery, Tremont District, Ohio City Area, West Side Market, LakeView Cemetery, Edgewater Lakefront, Tower City Fountain, Veteran Bridge, Olde Flats, Horseshoe Casino Gambling, Downtown Backdrop, Greater Cleveland Aquarium, Midwest Industrial Locations, Steelyard Commons, Railroad Crossings, Wherever's Clever Fvckers... Casually Frequented Throughout Cleveland & Lakewood's Somewhat Social Nightlife Locations... @ The Chamber/Phantasy/Symposium, The Foundry, The Church Bar (Update: Fvckin' Closed), Big Fun & Big Fun Too, Melt Bar & Grilled, Spitfire Saloon, Peabody's/Pirate's Cove, The Harbor Inn, Shooters On The Water, Nautica Complex, Howl At The Moon (Update: Fvckin' Closed), Powerhouse Pub (Update: Fvckin' Closed), Metropolis Nightclub (Update: Fvckin' Closed), The eXchange, Phoenix Coffee on Detroit Avenue (Update: Fvckin' Closed), The Root Cafe, and Common Grounds Coffee House, Kamm's Corner Drinking etcetera.

Casual Amateur: Humble Starter [Entry Level]. Quite Simply, Merely Enjoy Taking Intimate Pictures Rather Candidly. Currently Shooting Several Different Types/Brands: Sony's Cyber-Shot H70, Nikon Coolpix, Kodak Z-Series, & OldSkool Olympus Cameras. However, Working & $aving Towards Future Massive Canon Camera Purchase! :D Phallic Representation, Possibly... P:

Passionate, Inspired Beginner - Absolutely Adores Cosplay Modeling Sessions

Presently attempting leaning towards studying professional photography, while actually working security cameras fulltime. Striving, hopefully proving someday to become highly talented within various other more artistic endeavors!

However, current daily shift routine consists of viewing several hundred (just over 260 so far, no joke!) cameras feeding fourteen large screen monitors within secured restricted-access Cleveland Operations Center's Security Console.

Workplace Environment - Technical Description: Pan Tilt Zoom Camera (PTZ Camera) is a closed-circuit television camera with remote directional and zoom control. In television production PTZ are used with professional video cameras in television studios and referred to as camera robotics. These systems can be remotely controlled by automation systems. Monitoring surveillance cameras devices where a combination of sound and/or motion and/or change in heat signature may enable the camera to activate, focus and track suspected changes in the video field. By activating only during times of change, systems can notify myself (human monitor) and minimize storage requirements.

Auto Tracking: A new innovation to the PTZ camera is a built-in firmware program that monitors the change of pixels generated by the video chip in the camera. When the pixels change due to movement within the cameras field of view, the camera can actually focus on the pixel variation and move the camera in an attempt to center the pixel fluctuation on the video chip. This process results in the camera following movement. The program allows the camera to estimate the size of the object which is moving and distance of the movement from the camera. With this estimate the camera can adjust the cameras optical lens in and out in an attempt to stabilize the size of pixel fluctuation as a percentage of total viewing area. Once the movement exits the cameras field of view the camera automatically returns to a pre-programmed or "parked" position until it senses pixel variation and the process starts over again... etcetera! Sorry about listing boring techie stuffs.

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Arkham Asylum: Personal Fortress of Solitary Confinement

Well now then my dear, thank you very much for taking the time to take a peek at my Model Mayhem Profile Portfolio #1768686. But what can I say for myself thus so far? Roughly - Amateur Photographer - having only just begun trying to take up and go to head-on into some kind of new art form and means of self-expression in my live life. Sooo much love for taking naughty photos of bombshell beauties. Hoping to view a few of what has been out there in wait for me all this time gone by too soon, as if in a blink of an eye. Feel deep need to jump into any and all of this, to get out into the wasteland, and see the surreal world again. Having been [un]living extremely privately due to true-lover's constantly struggling ongoing shutter buggin' anxiety issues, been boarded-up inside for too long, feeling faded, dusty photos galore... must deeply breath in fresh winds of change. Desire to resume healthy nightlife activity, maybe search lovely model posing within party scenes... searching anxiously arousing, artistically inspired posturing, while capturing timeless self-imaging infinitely.

`Deuces, Divinely Poised Naked Models!

Alias being Eddie 'Venom' Brock,
versus Peter 'Spidey' Parker.

Justa' *Guy w/ Camera,
+ Loves any/all Ladies!

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