I'm Chris. People like to buy me plane tickets and pay me lots of money to point a little box at things like cars, buildings, food, and products and press a button.

I would like to also charge people lots of money to to point little boxes at people's faces and press a button, but first I need to be a little bit more awesome at that. This is where you come in...

Your job is going to be to look pretty and smile while I hone my skills. In exchange you get an e-mail with pics's that will make people want to pay you lots of money to try on pants while looking pretty and stuff... And your shiny new pics will be better than those from most people who won't charge you money to point a box at you... And you can say you did a shoot with a accomplished and well published photographer.

If that sales pitch worked on you, feel free to say what's up on here, and let's set up something.

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