The MAD Geoffrey Paris (AkA. Satan, Faggot, G=$!X, Tran Z, Bitch, God, etc) -  Blogger, Socialite, Makeup Artist, Musician, Model, Photographer, Writer, Stylist & Designer

I AM
Satan, Nearly Alive, Sarcastic, stuck up, a compulsive truth bender, (CUSP)Pisces/Aries, Christian (SMILE Jesus loves you! The Rest of Us think ur a dumb bitch), A living anime character, Too ugly but fierce for one gender, Everything you hate to love and everything you love to hate,

I MAKE
It clap, Ur funeral arrangements, Poison, music, the conservative go into cardiac arrest, haters look sidewayz,
fashion, You, God, Culture, ur girlfriend wetter than hurricane Katrina.

I DO
Bite, shots, kill, stab a voodoo doll of u, Makeup, skip church on occasion, slip ecstasy in ur boifriends drink, slip poison in yours, kiss & tell, fuck & tell, show & tell, need therapy

I DON'T
Listen when you talk, remember what it’s like to be sober, give a fuck, give a shit, have parents, have any spare change, wanna marry you, or believe its not butter

I HAVE
Sex, Seen the light, have wild piss orgies, a voodoo doll of u, Some makeup for ur ugly face, ur attention, fag swag, lots of pills, dreams of putting my dick in ur ear, dreams of having a vagina with an 18 inch African cock wedged in between the lips, razorblades reserved for emotional coping, a personality disorder & internet,

I LOVE
hate, sucking cock, Jesus, boifriends, gurlfriends, Hello Shitty, MADhaus, the bible, sex, contradicting myself, jealousy, tattoos, sex, super mario world, blue yoshi, sex, porn, kissing, dancing, hair dye, sex, dilfs, Smart cars, singing, modeling, anyone who isn't a complete dumb ass, and sex

I HATE
love, Barbie, The Color Pink, being sober, Hello Kitty, boredom, Jelly w/out Peanut Butter, AIDS, The Jonas Brothers, Cancer, sidekicks, bad reception, infomercials, the fact that I can’t see the look on ur face when u realize I left ur ugly ass, stubbing my toe, coming down off of coke and heroin, & the ending of “Titanic”

I WOULD FUCK
Ur Mom, Ur Dad, ur sister, ur brother, ur life, Angelina Jolie & her husband, Victoria Beckham & her husband, the white power ranger, the pink power ranger, all the power rangers, an entire football squad & ur face… all at once.

I LOOK UP 2
my cigarette break

As far as my music goes, i mostly sing about drugs, sex, homosexual matters, clubbing, dancing etc. But that's just b/c i write lyrics based off of whats going on inside my mind. So it sounds like there is quite a party going on in there. I sing about whats in my heart too, so i wrote a song about blood. I'm sure you will hear it when i decide to stop cracking dumb jokes.

I do believe i am too ugly for one gender, i do believe i might be an alien from some long lost world of twisted fashion, i do believe i could have possibly popped out of a Japanese anime at some point in the past, and i do believe that Barbie might be a long lost relative of mine. But i don't believe i should theme or brand myself into something that can be easily described. How do u describe something like me? If I tell u, i may have to slit my wrists [again]. Many people call me a Chameleon, and even tho i certainly hope i don't look like one, i know it's only b/c of my rapid circling, bipolar infested, choice of a mugshot. That's what confuses most about me. I'm not your typical sellout to one or two looks, products, or colors. Gonna be The MAD Geoffrey Paris for halloween? Good luck picking from my closet of doom. U may not get out alive. Personalities to go with pumps? Now we're talking. I personally enjoy the fact that i'm underground & unlabeled! I enjoy the fact that the people of earth wonder what the fuck comes next. I call myself "Limited Edition" b/c one look only lasts so long, then i'll be inspired by the next thing (prolly off the Disney Channel) and off to my next Aesthetic destination. They should just come out with a "Malibu Geoffrey"!!!

Brian Patrick Wade
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