Amateur photographer and lifestyler in the world of "gunge": mud, food, oil, paint, sludge, and grime. Welcome to my messy, sloppy world. Models, hit me up if your portfolio needs something far left of center.

FAQs

Q: Are you serious?
A: Actually, yeah. Can't explain it, but gunge is a lifestyle, and it makes for interesting, erotic, hilarious, grotesque art. Almost half of the pictures on my profile are of me, not models.

Q: Is this some weird fetish?
A: 20 years ago, it was. Now it's incorporated in my daily lifestyle and it goes well beyond sexuality, intellect, emotion, physicality, or even art.

Q: Do you have a studio?
A: This is amateur. We're talkin' a black bedsheet against a wall, plastic on the floor, Samsung S20 FE (as it's now better than my previous camera), and a $40 grocery or hardware store bill. The rest is editing for lighting and shadows.

Q: Does this stuff wash up?
A: Yeah, with dish soap. There's a reason that Dawn is used to de-grease birds covered in oil from oil spills.

Q: This is bizarre, but I'm oddly interested. What can I expect?
A: We can grab a coffee or drink first if you'd like. Photo shoot could be as little as 40 minutes from walk in to walk out. Bring a buddy if you'd like.

Q: Are you sketchy?
A: Check out my instagram if you want. I'm an unusual Animal, and I don't pretend to fit into society, because frankly, I don't. But I'm extremely protective and developmental, and "sketchy" is not a word I use to describe myself.

Q: Ok, well, what's next?
A: Hit me up and we can chat further.

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