Craig Amabello ... "the HUMAN... The LIFE FORM... The DUDE"... is CURRENTLY Unavailable for Bar mitzvah's... WEDDING'S... Funeral's or OTHER Heady-BORING LIFE EVENTS...

But I am Quite MAD and INSANE about COOL... CREATIVE... QUALITY... COMEDY… FILM MAKING...

Got something COOL you Wanna Shoot?... TELL ME!

ALSO:

I am up for some Rock and Roll Documentaries... Music Video's... TOUR Video's… LIVE EVENT Concerts… You know... FUN... COOL STUFF!

and JUST as IMPORTANT:

I have SEVERAL Quality Interesting (But NOT ARTY/Farty CRAP) PHOTO SHOOT Projects that I want to do with a Select group of Models that are Fun to work with and who ALSO Truly ENJOY Modeling/ Acting/ Etc...

I'm a very Mellow and Laid back guy that is TIRED of ALL the FAKE-LIAR-BULLSHITTERS Out There... I'm here to be CREATIVE... HONEST... OPEN... And to Produce some COOL Projects that I / WE... can be PROUD of and will Make some Money to LIVE on.

I'm ALSO a Professional WHORE 4 HIRE!... A PAID PROSTITUTE!... YES!… That's Right Folks… I ADMITTED IT!…  (and NO!... I am NOT Available for KIDS Parties!)...

IF SOMEONE PAYS ME a DECENT/REALISTIC/FAIR/ FEE for MY SKILLS/KNOWLEDGE/TALENTS and EQUIPMENT for FILM Production and PHOTOGRAPHY Services...

and it's LEGAL in the Continental United States (Hawaii NOT Included. Sir Charges... USER Fee's and a 53% TAX will Automatically be ADDED to Your BILL... U have been WARNED!... Prices VARY in GEORGIA, Kansas and Tennessee)... Than I would be MOST HAPPY to Speak with ANYONE about Their PROJECTS...

BUT... I REFUSE to EVER do BUSINESS with CHENEY CORP U.S.A!

Please LEAVE YOUR Comments... Quotes... INSANITY... Rants… Raves Or COMPLAINTS Down BELOW...

(NOTE from the LAWYERS Department... as per Agreement with the HEAD Office in Sasqwuanne)...
Craig Amabello Does NOT Handle Death Threats PERSONALLY... "Death Threats" are handled by OUR Regional Office in Oregon now... They are located on Dakota Ave. Please Refer ALL Death Threats to Doctor Kevorkian... OR Michael Jackson's DOCTOR…

Sincerely,

"NOT" Ike Turner

Craig Amabello is a Filmmaker... Writer... Musician... Photographer... ARTIST-(Ya, Right!-HAHA!)... from Los Angeles, California.

AND Here's some Other CRAP to read... (WHY am I so LONG Winded?)... Ughh!

... is a Film Maker and Still photographer that has just moved to Fort Myers, Florida. My company, Proffit Productions is a Digital Multi-Media Content provider. I do Commercials and content for Broadcast... The Web... Podcasts... Portable devices... You name it and I can do it!

  I am still in the midst of launching my website CraigsRealTv.com... Which will contain All original content such as... Comedy shorts, Spoofs, Commercials, Documentaries, Rock and Roll videos (Live concerts and Conceptual performance pieces).
 
  I want to shoot and meet all types of Models/Actresses and Actors for the many various projects that I am working on for my own web shows... New Clients... Etc.
 
  A fun shoot and productive shoot is what I value Most. If the talent is not happy.... Then the photos/Videos don't work.... I like to have a fun time when I shoot and have the talent enjoy themselves and feel comfortable so that we can be creative & be happy with the end results.

  I am looking forward to working with the local Talent here in the Fort Myers area.

Craig Amabello
Located in: Fort Myers, Florida.
Contact me HERE... OR @ THE nuT hoUsE...

THANK U... Elvis has KICKED the DOG... and LEFT the Building...

GOOD NIGHT.

Oh ya... I ALMOST Forgot... HERE's even MORE CRAP to read... SORRY!

To see samples of my work Check out: http://www.youtube.com/proffitproductions         


PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY:
Over 25 years experience in video production as a Director, Camera Operator, Editor, Photographer, DVD Author, Graphics Artist and Web Designer. 12 years spent working in Los Angeles California as a Freelance Director with my own production company. Extensive skills, talent, and knowledge of the entertainment Industry.

RELATED EXPERIENCE:

FILM PROJECTS:

"BEHIND THE SCENES" SPEC PROJECTS:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Army of Darkness", "Wayne's World", "Where the day takes you", and "The Bodyguard".

THE WEEKEND:
Editor: Short film by Michael Deluise of "21 Jump street fame".


BROADCAST TELEVISION & COMMERCIALS:

HISTORY CHANNEL: "The History of Drugs" Series.
Editor/Colorist: Timothy Leary's segment contributor.

VH1's PORN TO ROCK III:
Cameraman/editor: Segment contributor on Johnny Toxic piece.

HOLLYWOOD ROCKS Pilot Episode:
Cameraman/editor: Featuring Ronnie James Dio, (Black Sabbath), Lemmy Kilmister: (Motorhead), and Don Dokken: (Dokken).

BOB VILLA'S SHOW:
Audio Tech: Segment on the Cape.

FINIS TV, STATION 1:
2nd Camera: Interviews with Bon Jovi, M.C Hammer, and Kiss.

THE REAL ESTATE SHOW:
Cameraman/Editor: Various segments on New Hampshire.

HARD COPY:
Audio Tech: Interview with Burt Reynolds.

WNDS TV "CANDLEPIN BOWLING":
Cameraman: Entire season of their #1 Show.

GERMAN TV:
2nd Camera: Bay Watch segment. Interviews with David Hasselhoff & Pam Anderson.

KTLA NEWS SEGMENT:
Audio Tech: California Governor Documentary piece.

FOX NEWS:
Audio Tech: L.A Mayor reporter piece.

POLITICAL CAMPAIGN PIECE:
CLINTON 1996 RE-ELECTION PROMO SPOT:
Audio Tech: Various TV Celebrities promo piece for the N.H state primary.

SKEECHERS:
Audio Tech: Commercial

AVIS RENT A CAR:
Audio Tech: Commercial


DOCUMENTARIES:

PRESSURES OF 21ST CENTURY MEDICINE:
Cameraman: "Doctor Ryan Flesher's Doc on the pressures of being an ER Doctor".
Release date scheduled for PBS 2008.

LOST IN HOLLYWOOD:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "The life and times of a Hollywood rock star. Russell Miller".

LA RIOTS:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Doc on the Los Angeles Riots of 1994".

DOCTOR POET:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Doc on the Hobo life style".

MOTORCYCLE X GAMES:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Doc on Motor cross Stunt show riders and Jumpers".
In production now with 2008 release date.


MUSIC PROJECTS:

SPEC MUSIC VIDEO:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Black Label Society".

JOHNNY TOXIC MUSIC VIDEOS:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Superwhore", "Slam Jam", and "Happy".


THEATRE GIGS:

HOLLYWOOD ACTORS STUDIO:
Cameraman/Editor: An afternoon with, "Sir Anthony Hopkins".

SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITY CENTER:
Cameraman: An original Play with Bart Simpson.


LIVE EVENT PRODUCTION:

LIVE CONCERTS AT: "HOUSE OF BLUES", "THE VIPER ROOM" and WAAF'S, "LOCOBAZOOKA":
Director/Cameraman/Editor: Various Bands and Members of: Aerosmith, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, David Lee Roth, Guns & Roses, Tesla, Shine Down, Skindred, Clutch, Shadows Fall, Saliva, Quiet Riot, Motorhead, Alice Cooper, Kansas, Mr. Big, LA Guns, Cinderella, Steely Dan, Steve Miller, Tin Machine, Rainbow, and many other bands, Individuals and Artists.

CALIFORNIA BEAUTY PAGEANTS:
Technical Director/Cameraman/Editor: "Miss Hollywood", "Miss Burbank", and "Cal State Miss Teen".

CALIFORNIA FITNESS PAGEANTS:
Technical Director/Cameraman/Editor: All State Fitness Championship shows.


PROMOTION PROJECTS AND AD CAMPAIGNS:

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE "DAL LAMAGNA" 2008 WEB SPOT:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: Web Promo piece for 2008 Presidential ad campaign.

PEPSI COLA PROMO:
2nd Unit Camera/Audio Tech: Internal Company party Promotion.

TIMOTHY LEARY'S, "last video project":
Graphic Design & Post Production: For Retina Logic.

UNITED AIRLINES:
2nd Unit Camera: Promo Commercial Check.

UNIVERSAL STUDIO'S PROMO:
2nd Unit Camera: Producer Sales Pitch.

M.T.M STUDIO'S PROMO:
Audio Tech: Internal Documentary Piece.

PAPA SKYNYRD:
Editor/Sound Design:  book promo for Lynyrd Skynyrd biography.

BACKSTAGE PASS:
Cameraman/Editor: Angela Bowies Promo For book tour.

PARAMOUNT PICTURES:
Cameraman/Editor: Promo for "The Mommies TV Pilot".


INDUSTRIALS:

NORTHROP INDUSTRIES:
2nd Unit Camera/Sound Design: Industrial Internal Video.

LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Audio Tech/Editor: Interview of LA Chief of Police Darrel Gates for Internal use.

METROLINK SAFETY VIDEO:
2nd Unit Camera/Audio Tech: In-house Training video.

DEVON INDUSTRIES:
Director/Cameraman/Editor: Series of Product videos for Hospital Techniques and Training.


SPECIAL SKILLS:

Director, Cameraman, Still Photographer, Technical director, Jib/Boom Operator, "Rock solid" hand held camera operator, Live Multi-Camera Technical Director, DVD Author, Off-line/Online Editor, Web Designer, Graphics artist, Musician, Sound Designer, Etc.

EQUIPMENT LIST:

I CAN GET ANY PIECE OF GEAR, IF GIVEN 24 HOURS NOTICE.

But I do Own:

Macintosh Work Stations: (Dual 1 Ghz G-4 / G-4-450 MHz) Digital Video/Audio/Graphics Production Editing Suites Set-up with: (Final Cut Pro, DVD Studio Pro, Photoshop, After Fx, Digital Performer and many other programs).

Sony HI-DEF-HVR-V1U: 3 CMOS Chip Hi-Def-Digital video camera.
8 foot Jib: for all those pro film shots.
Nikon D-80: 10 Megapixels Digital Still Camera.
Basic Lighting Package: 5-650 Watt Lights. 1-1K. Umbrellas and Reflector.
Basic Audio Package: Wireless and HandHeld Mics.

Thanx's
Craig Amabello

Contact me


To see samples of my work Check out: http://www.youtube.com/proffitproductions

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