Oh , Look , every idiot with a computer and some makeup is now a professional "body painter". I'll try to make this brief . I started painting when I was a fetus 900 years ago . I sculpted , I drew sketches , I designed , I built , I created , I performed , I originated , I reinvented , I've painted on every possible surface that can be painted on ,in every possible composition that any human could ever imagine . I've rendered every image that has ever been rendered by any artist that ever existed .I've painted with hot knives in my back ,and broken glass in my stomach . I've painted while dozens of evil monstrous demons screamed foul things at me and thousands of ants chewed on my flesh . Still I won their praise ... and for those of you who need or won't get this explanation ... "there's a beautiful naked woman next to me and I have to think about work ". SERIOUSLY , I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE AT LEAST 1974 .. In spite of my so called rotten attitude , my work does stand out above many others . (just kidding)  or maybe not , your friendly , yet grumpy artist

Dave Lamarand is the photographer for some of the pictures . My work is of original execution , but I know there is nothing new under the sun .Models; Xaina , & Candice , I don't have the others names .

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