College dropout, photographer, petrolhead, nerd, failure at life, strobist, arrogant sunuvabitch, gamer, wage slave.

I've retouched and color-corrected professionally, and am available to do said work for other photographers. $10 per file base rate, subject to increases if I have to fix major issues like you not knowing what the fuck you're doing.

I don't shoot nudes. Just not my thing. I'm kind of back-and-forth on this issue, but I've never published any nudes, and if I ever do it will be under a pseudonym.

I don't care if you bring escorts. But if they're going to interfere with my work, then you can find some other photographer for your boyfriend to push around. Escorts are pack mules and will carry the cheap, heavy equipment that they can't break.

I'm really not as cranky as this makes me sound. I shoot photographs because that's what I have fun doing, and I will never do it as a full time job because then I would have to shoot when it's not fun. And, well... Fuck that. Life's too short.

STROBIST.COM - for teaching me that flashes are awesome as long as they're nowhere near being on-camera
FLICKR.COM - half of it makes me think i don't know what the hell I'm doing with my camera, the other half makes me think I'm hot shit

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