Model Mayhem #:
Last Activity:
Sep 30, 2023
Very Experienced
Depends on Assignment
Nov 17, 2006

Lists (13)

A Smile Can Melt The Coldest Heart

8 Photos

Classic Headshots

8 Photos

Cracking Pics Gromit!

196 Photos

Flexible Poses

9 Photos

Hauntingly Beautiful

14 Photos

Just a lovely image

8 Photos

Naturally Beautiful

55 Photos

Nude In Nature

125 Photos

Seriously Good Fun

1 Photos

Simply Stunning

39 Photos

That is actually hilarious!

0 Photos

The Beauty of Dance

34 Photos

The Eyes Have It

135 Photos
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About Me


I make photographs.

Sometimes people like my photographs and that makes me happy

Sometimes people pay me for my photographs and that makes me VERY happy

Sometimes people use my photographs without permission and that makes me sad

Sometimes companies have used my photographs to make them money without my permission and that makes me VERY mad

I make photographs of people - happy people, sad people, posh people, normal people, dressed up people and nekkid people

I make photographs of animals - most of them are nekkid too!

I make photographs of pretty places

I make photographs of pretty things

I also make photographs of machines for companies so the banks will lend them money

Sometimes I make photographs of broken machines for insurance companies

Sometimes I make photographs of broken people for lawyers

I like making photographs big_smile

If you like my photographs, feel free to let me know

If you don't like my photographs ~ "shoulda gone to Specsavers" tongue

If you want me to make photographs with you, feel free to contact me

If you want to pay me to make photographs for you, PLEASE contact me wink

Full-time professional photographer. I had a very successful commercial photography business until a parastatial organisation decided that rather than admit they had income streams they didn't want their donors to know about, they would throw me under the bus by making defamatory releases to the press, which went global and instantly wiped out my commercial business. I have since turned to the sideline in photographic experiences I was running and put all my efforts into making it a success. I say photographic experiences because I have always striven to make every workshop or tour more of a complete experience.

I only usually consider models I already know and trust for my photographic experiences, so if you are interested in modelling for one of these I would be happy to discuss testing.

I will consider a limited amount of TFCD but only if I have the time and it will benefit both.

Each Easter I run my "Artistic Nude in the Landscape" Experience among the spectacular scenery of the Sottish Highlands.  The models for this workshop experience are always among the very best art models around. Details of this year's Art Nude in the Landscape Experience can be found at

You can also find details and booking info for all of my photographic experiences, including Scottish and Kenyan safaris at

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