August 25, 2009 12:18pm Oh yeah thanks for picking me. If your photographer will not do this for you - run through fire, walk on broken glass, tackle a polar bear head on, jump in a river full of piranhas, sleep in a haunted house, be abducted by E.T., ride a bull in a cactus patch, eat 300 year old Chinese eggs that have been buried in the ground, lay on top of the hood of a car during a golf ball size hail storm, roll around in a pig pin, become a politician instead of a priest, have an elephant take a crap on top of their head, walk around the mall all day carrying 50 bags of stuff you just purchased, have your dog pee on their brand new carpet, eat a bowl of earth worms, fly on the space shuttle and float on zero gravity, lay on the ground covered in honey next to a red fire ant mound, swim with great white sharks with sardines glued to their body, eat 50lbs of bananas while standing on their head, change the pigment of their skin to what ever color you wanted, strap their body to the wing of a f-17 flying at 1000 miles an hour, stand out in a lightening storm with a golf club in their hand swinging it to the gods above, be one of the guys on the jackass show, insert a computer chip into their body so you can GPS them at all times, let fat women jump up and down on top of them, photograph a tribe of cannibals in a remote jungle, have professional wrestlers throw them through the air out of the ring onto the hard concrete, wear fake eyelashes - artificial nails - exotic makeup and a sexy dress for a whole day, have Japanese people throwing sushi in their face for 8 hours straight, run straight into a tornado and dance, ride bare back on a donkey in the Amazon rain forest for weeks and dig a hole to the center of the earth just to be with you - they are not worth working with.
