September 12, 2009 11:05pm 'Melissa Irish-Brown', girl I love your face; but you got to keep that A%% in focus. I know that you're pretty and you know that you're pretty. That S#%# was already settled the day you started modeling. I'm trying my best to look at your face; but your A## keep calling me. I know you were thinking if your A%% was slightly out of focus that would keep things under control? How am I suppose to control this S#%#? It looks like you underestimated the power of your 'Juicy Double'? I guess you think A%% like this grows on trees? Well I don't mean to burst your bubble; but you can't find A## like this everywhere. Trust Me, I've been around the world twice and I keep coming back to your A%%. 'Melissa', it's like this; nothing can substitute for the real thing. Girl your A## is as real as it gets. I'll have an 'Angus Burger', fries and two scoops of 'Melissa Irish-Brown'. D%%n this S%#% gone be good...!