October 11, 2013 12:27pm One of the little-known stories about a top-secret operation in World War II that I completely made up occurred on a fog soaked morning in the beautiful, pristine island of Sanibel off of Florida's Gulf Coast. An important government lobbyist unknowingly rented his mansion of ill begotten gains to a group of terrorists from the Axis of Evil.
This was a job for a super-secret commando unit called the special-special forces. Made up of B-list expendable models and actresses this group was assigned to all MU(mission unbelievable) operations.
Yes, you can clearly see this commando is striking a model pose. According to top secret reports that I completely made up all their martial arts moves start from a model pose. Fortunately, for the photographer he was assigned to document this operation. Otherwise, he would have received the spiked heel of death and a lot lipstick all over his body.
