May 18, 2008 1:10pm 'Miss Dyelovely', the 'Dye' part of our name must be symbolic for your physique because you have a 'body to die for'. I cannot even begin go fathom how you acquired such 'extraordinary appendages'. I didn't even believe it possible for a woman to have such 'phenomenal legs'. Surely you're descendant from a 'gene pool' that has produced generations of superior 'female form' and curvature. 'Miss DyeLovely' you are reminiscent of a fantasy stored away deep inside the 'psyche of man'. He knows it's there, yet he dare not gaze upon its attributes for fear that he 'might be consumed'. 'Miss DyeLovely', this 'depiction is consuming'....!