May 22, 2008 1:41pm Once again....deep thoughts by Jess....
"Who is that b*tch over there drinking my margarita? If I hadn't Krazy glued me arse to this here counter waiting for my Jiffy Pop to be done in the spiffy microwave...I would defnitely go smack her upside the head! She better leave some salt around the rim...or all hell's gonna break loose."