Model Mayhem #:
Last Activity:
Jun 06, 2015
Depends on Assignment
Jul 31, 2011

About Me

At a very early age I absolutely, positively, knew that photography and I were not meant to be.

You see I was orphaned at birth and forced to forage for any scrap of nutrients I could find. I lived like this for several weeks before I was accepted into a wild pack of dachshunds; and as I grew, I rose in rank until I finally became the alpha male. Knowing that I could not lead the pack the way it should be lead, I left to "find myself".

After years of working as a beet farmer and part time mercenary in the jungles of the Siberian wilderness, I met a spiritual guru named George, who opened my mind to a new way of seeing things. As I struggled to understand the wisdom he planted in my mind like a sassafras seed, I knew that one day I too would possess the knowledge George had, if I just applied myself and read "the book".

As days turned into weeks my knowledge grew. Not very rapidly as I had other things I needed to do, but I did sort of gain some of his wisdom, kinda. One day while lounging under a pomegranate bush an apparition appeared to me in a vision and told me "undaba gombee sumbada Taz togo poopee". Not knowing what this meant I went to George to seek wisdom in hopes that he would know. To my astonishment he was able to tell me that it was a very ancient language that he had learned as a child from a shaman he met in New Hampshire.

The deciphered message was, "Taz, you can be a photographer"

Armed with this knowledge, I began to apply myself and bath myself with the wisdom that flowed from George. And though the path I have to travel is still a long one, I have begun a journey that will undoubtedly take me far into the depths on my subconscious being and show the world that an orphaned baby, raised by wild dachshunds can rise above all the obstacles placed in his path to one day become, a photographer!

OKAY SERIOUSLY..........I am being mentored in photography under photographer George Skepton (MM# 373385) in the studio we share in Graffiti Warehouse in Baltimore, Maryland.

If you are still reading this then you may be someone I actually might like to get to know. LOL

My wife, and my ex-girlfriend, are both models here on MM so I am very familiar with the site and the people on here. I will not just shoot anyone that asks, so please send me a message if you like my work and we can talk about shooting you.

I DO THIS FOR FUN......if you want to try to make it not fun, I will have nothing to do with you.

I make no promises or guarantees to anyone that you will come out with 5 wonderful photographs or any other promise. What I can promise you is we will have fun, and if all goes well we will have at least one masterpiece to show the world from our time spent together!
So far, all the models that have shot with my have been very happy with the outcome and usually walk away with 3-5 nicely edited photos they can be proud to use on their port.

AND JUST LIKE SEX......I don't pay.
I am sure a few of you are good enough to get paid but I can't afford you and I wouldn't pay you anyway.
I don't ask for money, just your time to create some good art.

TO BE HONEST ----- I do prefer models who do NOT have a problem at least being topless for a shoot.
Does this mean your photos will have nipples or vaginas in them?
Not if you don't want them too.
It's just a whole lot easier to work with a model who is comfortable with her body and I have found that models willing to shoot nude, shoot better implied or even clothed, only because they are not worried in the back of their mind that there is "something showing."
It doesn't mean that I won't consider shooting you if you do not shoot nude. I am just stating UP FRONT my preference so that models don't get all worried when I ask them if they will shoot nude. ;-)

I hope you enjoy my work.

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Models I have shot that have MM ports and would shoot with again:

Ms Get Em - MM#369338
Millicent Death MM#2135811
Kelley Nymph - MM#768653
Bunny Switchblade - MM#1803680

I highly recommend MUA Jennifer Grimes - MM##2281691